I'd Do anything for Service

[masonstone.livejournal.com]

Crossposted to masonstone

I'd do Anything for Service (But I Won't Do THAT)

Apologies to Jim Steinman and Meatloaf

And I would do anything for service,
I'd call you night and day,
I would do anything for service,
I'll never tell the truth to you and thats a fact.

But I'll never forget the way you left me on hold right now no way
- Oh no - no way - I would do anything for Service,
But I wont do that, I wont do that, anything for service,
I would do anything for service, I would do anything for service,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.



Some days it dont come easy,
Some days it dont come hard
Some days it dont come at all,
And these are the calls that never end.

Some nights you breath fire,
Some nights you don't make sense,
Some nights your like nothing I've ever seen before, Or will again.

Maybe Im crazy, But I'm crazy and it's true,
I know you can fix me, No one else can fix me now but you.
As long as the planets are turning,
As long as the stars are burning,
As long as your phone calls are coming through - You better believe it! -
That I would do anything for service,
And I'll be on your phone until the end of the day -

I would do anything for service!
And I'll agree to the terms and choose a name -
But I'll never forgive myself if I don't confuse you all the way - Tonight -

I would do anything for service!
I would do anything for service,
I would do anything for service,
But I wont do that, I wont do that...

I would do anything for service,
Anything you've been dreading hon,
But I just wont do that...

Some days I pray for passwords,
Some days I pray for connections,
Some days I just pray to the God of techs and sums and connection tones.

Some nights I lose the connection,
Some nights I lose my control,
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch the screen and the GPF rolls.

Maybe I'm stupid, And thats all I'm qualified to be,
There's just one and only, The one and only promise I can keep.

As long as the drives are turning,
As long as the CDs are burning,
As long as your nightmares are coming true - You better believe it - !
That I would do anything for service!
And you know it's true and thats a fact,
I would do anything for service!
And there'll never be no hanging up -

But I'll never do it worse than I do it with you,
So long - So long - I would do anything for service,
I would do anything for Service,
I would do anything for service,
I would do anything for service,
But I wont do that, I wont do that!

I would do anything for service,
Anything you've been dreading son,
But I just wont do that...

But I'll never stop annoying you
Every night of my life - No Way -
I would do anything for service,
I would do anything for service,
I would do anything for service,
But I wont do that, I wont do that!

Customer:

Will you set me up?
Will you help me get mail?
Will you help set up my router so my kids can play Icewind Dale?
Will you make me a new icon?

Tech :

I can do that!
I can do that!

Customer :

Will you help me get porn?
will you show me the light?
Can you show me how to order theatre tickets tonight?
Can you make this page my home?

Tech :

I can do that!
I can do that!

Customer:

Will you make me some magic, with a mouse and a scan?
Can you build an internet fantasy with these electrons man?
Can you give me a page that I can make home?


Tech :

I can do that!
I can do that!

Customer:

Will you cater to every stupid whim that I've got?
Will ya show me how to clear my cache - if I get to hot or not?
Will you show me to sites that I'd never find?

Tech:

I can do that!
I can do that!


Customer:
After a while I'll forget everything,
It was a brief phone call I'll never remember a thing
And you'll see that I'm too dumb to write it down.

Tech :

You wont do that!
You wont do that!

Customer:

I know the the net - I've been around,
It'll all turn to smut and it will all go down,
And sooner or later you'll be hanging up...

Tech :

I wont do that!
I wont do that!


Anything for support, I would do anything for support,
I would do anything for support,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.

Comments

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

niiiice :)

[nancymccoydfw.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahah!! Love it!

[achernow.livejournal.com]

Nice! Have you recorded it yet? I'd love to put it on MU Radio!

-A

[masonstone.livejournal.com]

I can't sing, I just write parodies cause I enjoy it. If you want to record it, feel free. Just give me a credit and send me an MP3 of it so I can hear it too *grin*

[achernow.livejournal.com]

I can't sing, either... hmm.. i wonder if there's anyone at the station that could...

-A