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[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

A conversation you never want to hear coming from your companies IT department:

Guy 1: OOOOH, so that's what that does!
Guy 2: What? Well look at that. Press it again!
Guy 1: No way, you press it this time.

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[kuang.livejournal.com]

I was in exactly the same conversation a few weeks back over a hidden button inside a dodgy D-Link access point... :)

[ptomblin-lj.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, it's just the power switch on the router.

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

LMAO that would be great. "Power outage! Let's all go home!"

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

so what did it do?

[canray.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooooooooooo... Shiney... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

I can imagine this response from them! I figure there is a reason they have a room that is pretty far way from the rest of the offices and with concrete walls.
Last week I asked them if our new computers would have more memory than our current ones. The answer I got was, "If we can figure out how to install the memory they sent us."
I should add the conversation about the memory was had while the IT guy was studying the coffee pot, trying to figure out where to put the water in.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Okayyy.... that would indeed worry me!

[canray.livejournal.com]

Actually, sounds like me.

But that's because I haven't had said coffee yet, and have no mental capacity until sufficient mass of caffiene hits my brain.

Or I'm just weird in the head that day.

Whatever.

[mogaribue.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, I had a user trying to troubleshoot something... Apparently some transaction that would always fail at 9am. The guy asked me "Do you reboot your routers every morning?". I had to bite my lip to keep form bursting out laughing.

(dual cisco 7200s, 12000+ users)

[meijhen.livejournal.com]

LOL @ the IT guy studying the coffee pot

When I was doing software training/support for GI clinics, I could figure out most problems with their network, their software, their OS, the database...

But omigod, programming the damn fax machine invariably left me with a headache and wanting to hit something!!

[ghostdandp.livejournal.com]

Better than "Hey! This is cool! Watch this!" *BANG*

Heard that from a NOC I worked at a few years back... Actually now that I think about it I think I've heard that or some sort of stand in for those words at virtually every job I've had, most with similiar endings.

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

That would explain our never ending NOC issues! We get a call once a week, "Guys the NOC is updating, or fixing something, they won't tell us which one. Either way, don't provision VOIP for the next THREE DAYS!"

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

Yeah, our fax machine/copier/piece of crap requires a special guy to come in just to fill the toner.
It also likes to randomly ring and make a screeching noise and even the toner guy doesn't have an answer to as why.

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Urgh! Previous employer used to have a programmer who was known for running his own code and exclaiming things like, 'Wow! Never seen it do THAT before!' *facepalm* Thank you $diety, he was gone and merely the stuff of legend by the time I hired on.

[jecook]

Heh.

I have in my paper archive from when I worked at [isp] an escalation sheet. one of the top items is listed:

Complete outage: Datacenter is completely down due to generator failure and power failure, data line cut, or acts of [boss].

It's still amusing to this very day.