The light, it beeps for thee.

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

support call, in progress:

me: Is the audiometer on?
cw: Yes.
me: I'm going to ask this question again. Is the audiometer on? (she answered the question far too quickly, so i had doubts about the validity)
cw: yes, the light is beeping at me.
me: .....the light is beeping at you?
cw: yeah, it's sitting here beeping.
me: which light is, uh, beeping?
cw: the one on the simulator?
me: no, that's the simulator. Is the audiometer on?
cw: I think so?
me: Top of the audiometer itself, next to the headphone jack, there's a little red light. Is it lit?
cw: *sounds of her getting off her ass* uhh, no?

[snipped for length]

Comments

[bhall.livejournal.com]

me: Are you a 'tard?
me: I'm going to ask this again. Are you a 'tard?

[biscayne.livejournal.com]

Your patience amazes me. I would have gotten beyond frustrated at that point.

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

i actually had a personal meltdown at the office on thursday, when they wanted another instant miracle, and my give-a-damn was busted. Took the rest of the day off, came in 1am and woked for 3 hours (but got about 8 hours of stuff accomplished, with no phone interruptions), and slept in friday.

.....the light is beeping at you?

[greylady.livejournal.com]

That's just priceless. Seriously... and the subject just makes it better.

Sometimes all you can do is laugh. :)