My Supervisor's Tale...
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Here's my Old Supervisor's Favorite story. He's typically called into training groups to relate it.
(After the typical, "Give me a Supervisor NOW!" sitch)
Caller: "How fast do your modems go?"
Supervisor: "Well, depending on what area you're in, they have a bandwidth of..."
Caller: "In Miles Per Hour."
Supervisor: "Huh?"
Caller: "OK, sit tight, and be ready for a story. I just got the service installed, Internet only. The Tech had to run a line to my house, in fact. It was working great, then, suddenly, the wire started ripping itself from the wall. Then my modem went with it, and then the computer. Very quickly."
Supervisor: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh kay..."
Caller: "Well, I decided to follow it, seeing as it took my computer with it. I found my computer a half-block away in the ditch, and the modem wrapped up in a Transport Truck with the cable used to connect it to the post. The Truck Driver asked if it was my modem. When I said 'Yes', he punched me in the face."
Supervisor: "Oh, look at that, I found a Supervisor."
Caller: "Good. Know this isn't your fault. I'm going to complain to the highest place I can go."
Apparently, enough of this actually happened that the guy got a full refund, and replacement for his Computer.
(After the typical, "Give me a Supervisor NOW!" sitch)
Caller: "How fast do your modems go?"
Supervisor: "Well, depending on what area you're in, they have a bandwidth of..."
Caller: "In Miles Per Hour."
Supervisor: "Huh?"
Caller: "OK, sit tight, and be ready for a story. I just got the service installed, Internet only. The Tech had to run a line to my house, in fact. It was working great, then, suddenly, the wire started ripping itself from the wall. Then my modem went with it, and then the computer. Very quickly."
Supervisor: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh kay..."
Caller: "Well, I decided to follow it, seeing as it took my computer with it. I found my computer a half-block away in the ditch, and the modem wrapped up in a Transport Truck with the cable used to connect it to the post. The Truck Driver asked if it was my modem. When I said 'Yes', he punched me in the face."
Supervisor: "Oh, look at that, I found a Supervisor."
Caller: "Good. Know this isn't your fault. I'm going to complain to the highest place I can go."
Apparently, enough of this actually happened that the guy got a full refund, and replacement for his Computer.
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Date: 2007-05-13 11:49 pm (UTC)Prime Mover, however, is a Military Term that probably just carried over in Australia.
"That's just Prime." ;-P
BTW: One thing that most North Americans don't know about is the Australian "Truck Trains". Prime Movers/Tractor Trailer/Transport Truck with a number of Trailers behind it. Three, Four, even Five after it, all going through the Outback.
(Dad's a Truck Driver, so I get a few strange tidbits here and there.).
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Date: 2007-05-14 02:10 am (UTC)http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Road_Train2.jpg - there's a picture here of one :D
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Date: 2007-05-14 02:12 am (UTC)Sorry, my bad.
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Date: 2007-05-14 02:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-14 09:07 pm (UTC)He's also got his own Tech Support Tale, despite never working as a computer tech.