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Back in the late 90's, one of our sales reps had a porn addiction, and he used to save pictures on his workstation. We were still on ISDN for about 100 people, so the heavy downloading was quickly noticed by me. Management didn't want to do anything about it, so I took to routinely deleting his porn after he downloaded it.

All was well until I noticed he was still looking at porn all day long, but wasn't saving it on his computer anymore.

Then I noticed the sales manager had a hard drive full of porn. The sales rep decided to start saving his porn on other people's machines...

I had one of our accounting staff ask me just what the hell I was doing looking at porn at work, when I was VNC'd to the sales rep's machine...

Fortunately the sales rep quit a few weeks later, someone offered him a significant pay increase from what we paid.