For when you feel like hitting your users upside the head..

[packethead.livejournal.com]

use this

Thanks to the NANOG email list for a chuckle...

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[saintrigger.livejournal.com]

I got an old C-64 that I use as my LART-6000-XC

[mtlchick.livejournal.com]

Of course, if you ever get the chance to do it in person...
http://www.weaponmasters.com/index.html?ID=a32800016194ca167637aab164799f33&ITEM=PA-200610&SORT=PRICE_UP&FDX=1&FMAX=10

[packethead.livejournal.com]

Mongo like :-)