In keeping with today's theme...

[azzy23.livejournal.com]

I used to work as an onsite admin at this one place. Pretty sweet job, zero stress, and a hilarious co-admin.

The owner's son needed more space cleared up on his shared drive. I connected, and saw a metric crappetonne of avi files. We tape a lot of meetings, so I needed to find out which ones were those meetings (and not delete them). On about the third avi, I discovered... well... German Sheise porn. I still had to watch every other video so I could know what to delete. I was later life-scarred by 2 additional files. Another one with... uh... sexual chocolate, and a final one which disturbs me to this day, and I shall refrain from describing here. I deleted them all. I saw the guy later, and he knew what I'd deleted, and that I'd had to watch it. He smiled this really nasty smile and thanked me for helping him with his problem. *shudder*

Comments

[canray.livejournal.com]

O.o

Why do people rejoice in toturing us? That was obviously deliberate!

[azzy23.livejournal.com]

I agree! I eventually quit that job for (try to contain your surprise) sexual harassment.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

DESCRIBE THE THIRD ONE

[azzy23.livejournal.com]

I just can't. I will say this about it:

It featured 2 couples wearing those weird Euro-porn rubber suits with full hoods that make them sorta look like... perverted Mexican wrestlers, and the biggest erm... "prop" I've ever seen. Like. The size of my arm. Holding an orange.

I think all the players were male, but I COULDN'T EVEN TELL.

[dukesnorre.livejournal.com]

Sorta the video version of goatse?

[azzy23.livejournal.com]

I would also like to note that until that day, I didn't think it was possible for my vocal cords to produce a sound approximating a squeal... but when I saw that, I squealed and dove for the "X"...