How do you know it's mine?

[no-smorking.livejournal.com]

Well, with all the porn stories, I decided I needed to share this one.

I work for a major non-profit organization that is in the healthcare sector.  We have a pool of 15 "loaner" laptops that users can check out.  We don't always have time to boot them up and check them out every time they are returned - it's all we can do to make sure all the physical parts are there.

Well, one time the girl who used to be IT's Admin Assistant returned a loaner laptop and said she had been having trouble getting it to boot.

When we checked it out, we found that some critical files had been deleted.  Well, we hooked up the hard drive to another PC to see if we could repair it.

What we found was.... porn.  Lots of it.  We're obligated to contact HR when we see it - not the user, not the user's manager - HR.  Needless to say, that user was let go the next day.

So, given that we don't always have time to boot up each laptop when it's returned... how did we know it was hers, and not the person who had it before her?

Simple.  She was *in* all of it.

Comments

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

... Seriously. Cookies are a morale booster. Sending porny pics of yourself to your fiance and his ENTIRE unit is just slutty.

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

And as we've been talking about, not the sort of thing you want to get caught with there. They got problems with much more flesh exposed on a female than absolutely necessary.

A troop morale booster would be getting them the hell out of that hellhole, but that's just slightly OT :P.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

They got problems with much more flesh exposed on a female than absolutely necessary.

By which they mean the eyes (http://www.afghan-web.com/shop/nproducts/images/burqa.jpg). Sort of.

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

Way OT... I still find it rather strange that there are Muslim countries that accept honor killings and that the desires of the flesh are so pervasive that women must go to these extremes. Indeed, in some places a sexual assualt is punishable by a good whipping to the attacker and death to the victim.

The eyes of their women are exposed and the rest of their bodies are covered. Their eyes of their men are covered and the rest of their bodies are exposed as though they were fools.

*needs a good LJ rant community for this sort of thing*

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

I don't know about you, but I think we can call it "Taking one for the team."

[nem0.livejournal.com]

They had an... open relationship :x