I <3 this email!

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

hi there.

 

i just bought your program.  but i think there is a bug in it.  when i installed it, and ran it for the first time, my computer went blank, and the phrase "SHOO SHOO RETARDED FLU" kept playing over and over out of my speakers.  Is this a joke, or is this how your program keeps spam and other things away ?

I wanna tell this guy he bought the Coprolalia Edition of our software.

Comments

[azurelunatic]

Dear user,

It's not my fault if you're hooked on ytmnd.

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

Man, I wish that's how Ad-Aware announced it had found an exploit instead of that stupid *blat* sound.

[startrekempress.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I hate that sound. Makes me think of a bug dying or something. >_

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I always wonder who had horrific diarrhea when that thing goes off.