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[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

Is it me or am I not speaking english today? I don't know any other languages so what am I speaking if I'm not speaking english?

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[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you're speaking Common Sense, a particular dialect of English that's almost incomprehensible to certain portions of the population.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

[mustangracer.livejournal.com]

I had that problem too. Must not be fluent in "customer is ALWAYS RIGHT" or "kiss ass level 100".

Fucking people. The full moon was last week...

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

You're speaking in English, but they're listening in bewilderment.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

hah!

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

What you need to do is learn Stupid, the language so many people speak.

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

Today I asked a Vendor Tech if he could say something which made sense, and then presented him with three options he could take. he chose option 4, and I talked to his manager shortly thereafter.

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're speaking "What".

[eightofspades.livejournal.com]

Sorry, can you repeat that?

[megpie71.livejournal.com]

The English - Swahili filter in the tech support PABX is functioning perfectly, I see.

[q-bomb79.livejournal.com]

yeah I have to ask my co-workers sometimes if I randomly start speaking german, because obviously the caller just doesn't comprehend what I am saying.