LOL crazies!

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

This lady left three 8 minute voicemails last night... I'll try to post them later. To give you an idea of what you're in store for, here's a copy of the email she sent us, too!

why do you keep on taking my reg number from and now I had to download it again and it won't take my reg number which is saying not valid why pay if Im not covered sorry its just that in 2days with ovaian cancer and several other things a so called good friend who was suppose to get me move out of my parents house after being here 5yrs helping my mom detox now after getting very ill and now gee how nice Im terminal and she is back on her pills how could a mother turn her daughter away is beyond me so good maybe with all that has happened this past wasted 5yrs oh gee I have you guys at least at times if Im not factory restore thanks to old Billy and his trash . Im fed up and have some money but wonder is anyone there want to make some money I will fly you out here and at least put my things in storage. Its really nice to see how gee a good friend can't be bother to help and here Im desperate have a deadline per the male not my daddy just found out its like a drama soap opera sorry guess after all this time and now hearing that if I don't get in to get my biopsy because the cancer has now gone to other organs. oh well thats what happens when you deal with addicts. It only hurts to think my blood mother guess she must have lost her mind I would never tell my daugher or son to now get out and its not her its the male here. oh well good I beat LUPUS I will beat all this and if not then will let you know and by all means give my purchased to someone who needs it my gift at least where Im heading Its the best the place if called Heaven. I know there I can get love to thing that I was a nurse, theripist and gee a lic hair stylist and gave all up to come here to help my mom I was in perfect health and come on have wrote before well guess you now have the ending to a nitemere story of hateful people in this life if anyone whats to adopt a daughter feel free I have my own money all I want and pls it has to be a family not some:) come on I only want love thanks and will you pls fix this prob thanks the reg number is PKABYHK7AGN5BTY3GU5F6UXYF it tells me not valid. thanks and take care soon i wont use your post board to at least feel like I have someone to help me. oh my email is xxxxxxxx@comcast.net or for a few more days if Im allowed the phone is 925-xxx-xxxx my name you have but its Kathy and feel free Im sit here day in day out and its like a prison sorry would rather be in this tiny room then hear hate, anger and I don't take it personal thats what happens when people use pills for 60yrs nice huh before my time and my own mother sorry Im a bit hurt oh I know you could never
tell:) well thanks DR PHIL (my mentor) for your help..now I pray that your software is still protecting tho all the yellow signs are back up I just paid you and you even gave me extra days but of course it too never showed pls help I don't need these bugs as well. thanks and be safe..

Comments

[azurelunatic]

Erk. She needs a caregiver and sane company, not tech support.

[dkphoenix.livejournal.com]

A caregiver, sane company, a shift key, and an enter key...

[azurelunatic]

A full stop every once in a while would be nice, too. Very stream-of-consciousness, which is best left for personal LJ posts, rather than e-mails to tech support.

[dkphoenix.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's performance art? Thinking of it in any other way makes my head hurt and takes me to the Bad Place where I fear for the future of humanity.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking. Was picturing Mike Meyers doing his beat poetry bit from So I Married An Axe Murderer. If you're familiar with that movie, the rhythm of his performance almost matches this stuff. Cool!

[dkphoenix.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes, I am. A good friend of mine was an extra in it. (If you're really familiar with the movie, he's the freaky looking guy in the fuzzy green top hat, sitting in the coffee shop during the opening sequence.)

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one, believe me.

[azurelunatic]

Sadly, I actually know people like this. A common factor does seem to be chronic energy-sapping high-pain illness combined with isolation, which brings out the crazy full-force and drives away anyone who might have otherwise cared to spend time around them, forming a nasty little feedback cycle.

[azurelunatic]

Oh, and a predisposition to paranoia and a victim-complex.

[blossomingfire.livejournal.com]

That was depressing. Oh, and batshit crazy as well.

[coraon.livejournal.com]

Wow; this lady needs to find the peroid button and have enough grammer lessions to use said button.

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

"Peroid"? "Grammer lessions"?

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to say anything, because I hoped that that was ironic.

[meijhen.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

Hey....like your icon ;)

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

Even now, I sit at laugh at this icon.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

You're just being a bitch. Wassamatta, got your peroid?

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

eye em suspishus that wuz ironical

[coraon.livejournal.com]

it was

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. How much you want to bet she's on some serious drugs right now?

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

If so, what kind, and where can I get some?

If what she says is true, the drugs she would be on would be steroids, which CAN fu`k you up but not always, and immunosuppressants, which make you dead tired but don't screw with your head. Voice of experience here.

A lot of it is the "WTF should I care? TMI!!" factor. If she's bred, and I fear she has, I weep for the future. :/

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

she's probably stealing them from her insane mother, who is kicking her out, probably for stealing her drugs!

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

LOL! More than likely. ;)

[phaedra-13.livejournal.com]

Criminy. Sounds like the woman needs a shrink and a new family...not tech support!

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

and for your prize, we have a shiny new pistol!

[sigurther.livejournal.com]

Stopped reading after line 2. Brain rebooted. Posted, returned to main community page without trying to read again. World returns as normal.

[shirenomad]

Pfft. She's nuts.

Everyone knows it's NEVER lupus.

[teriwyn.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the exact same thing! <3