Oh God! Teh Stoopidz!

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

Verbatim cut & puke....

problem with pc
user said tthat all of his icon is like a magnity glass

when ever he move his curos its a square

user said that htis had happen before and he need to have this problem fixed

Comments

[bassgirl.livejournal.com]

Ow Ow OW. Stabby pain just began behind my right eye...


(actually, that sounds just like most of my users)

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

Send the ticket back and tell them to fix their english? ;)

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

that's ENGLISH? by what interpretation?

[fragbert.livejournal.com]

Some 1st level wannabe is getting paid to type shit like that, and I sit here, unemployed.

Karma's a bitch, yo.

[geeveecatullus.livejournal.com]

is this george (http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/)?

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

we're blessed with our own in-house George

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

One of my co-workers calls users every day to 'confrim' their details because 'he do not know what it is'.

[blkrabbitofinle.livejournal.com]

Bless you, I've been trying to find that link for ages.

[coraon.livejournal.com]

my advice, after you fix his problem (and decode what it is), tell him you can reccomend some awesome grammer schools in the area.

[pixelchik.livejournal.com]

Ouch, that hurt.

[azzy23.livejournal.com]

=) Is he running CorelDraw?

[jecook]

Ouch.

::passes the booze and ammo::

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I hate it when my mouse gets stuck like that.

On the other hand, I hate it when people forget the #1 rule of tech support. "Shut up and reboot!" ;) Fix their wagon but good!

[crazdgamer.livejournal.com]

I once had a user report that everything was in "large font mode".

The actual problem: screen resolution was too low.

magnification for visually impaired?

[pukku.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity, was this because he had some feature designed for the visually impaired turned on? I've seen programs that will magnify everything in a box around your cursor, so that if you have difficulty seeing things they will be large enough to make out...

Re: magnification for visually impaired?

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

Not sure - would need to track down the ticket and see what the notes said.