Actual call logs

[coraon.livejournal.com]

From: Store Administrator #605 [mailto:$_store_605_owner@$_retail_chain.$country_code]
Sent: Fri 1/12/2007 7:44 AM
To: Store Accounting Resource Centre
Subject: STORES 605/606 SPAM MESSAGES


WHEN I GO TO CHECK MY MESSAGES SOME DAYS I HAVE 5 OR 6
"SPAM" MESSAGES. I AM NOT OPENING THEM - I JUST DELETE THEM
THE ASSO. ALSO MENTIONED THAT SHE GET'S THEM AS WELL.
ARE THESE MESSAGES OK TO OPEN OR ARE WE TO CONTINUE
DELETING THEM AND IS THERE ANY REASON WHY WE ARE
RECEIVING THEM.


THANKS FOR YOUR HELP


BARB
SA-605/606
JAN12/07

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Log Date: JAN12/07
Log Created By: Coraon

Spoke to barb, advised her that she should just delete the messages as they came up. I also advised that this is part of having an external e-mail system.
Offered to help her fix her caps lock button as it appears stuck in her e-mail, was informed that no, this is just how she types.
Closing call.

Comments

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

I always picture Austin Powers, when he's just been unfrozen, speaking very loud, when I see all caps.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

Oy. I'm responsible for forwarding supply orders to the magic financial people, and consistently get responses in all caps. Here's the one I got yesterday, in its entirety:

GUINEVERE

WHAT ACCOUNT SHOULD THIS ORDER BE CHARGED TO.

VALERIE

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

I think people type like that so it will look all official, like a telegram.

"GET'S."

What an idiot. Seriously.

[sigurther.livejournal.com]

WESTERN
UNION
Recieved at
N 109 84 DL=DRYDEN MICH 22 1055A
SOOPD00D26=
N MICHSCHOLM ACADEMY SCHELLEBORO NV=

ROTFL STOP OMGPWND STOP WTFNOOB STFU STOP ZOMG FRIEND
ME LOL STOP A/S/L? STOP U WIN AT TEH INTARWEBS STOP
LOL NO SOOP 4 U STOP ORLY STOP YARLY STOP WHUTS UR
AIM STOP XXSOUPDUDEXX STOP INSERT MEME HERE STOP DO
YOU WA NT A BIGG ER PE NNIS IN THREE DAYZ STOP ALL
UR BASE ARE BELONG TO US STOP AM I HOT R NOT STOP


HOTXXXGAL69 WRITES=

[shifuimam.livejournal.com]

I pointed out a grammatical error to someone once, and they told me "I don't care; I think it looks better this way."

Sad state our world is in. Not only that, but who in the crap doesn't know that spam is inevitable?