Oh *whine* I can't work!

[trenthamfamily.livejournal.com]

Customer: "Fix it for me!"
Me: "Um, it's not broken"
Customer: "Yes, it is! I can't work!!"
Me: "Yes, you can, see?" *shows how she can still work*
Customer: "No! I can't!! I have to go home now since I can't work!!"
Me: "Wait, yes you can still work" *shows a million ways they can work*
Customer: *hangs up*

Excuses to go home early. Too bad I document the crap out of my tickets eh? Jerks.

Comments

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

I once had a customer insist on coming down to clear out her inbox. I told her she could ctrl-a del to delete all the messages, but she said that she had a medical condition and wanted us to do it...

[trenthamfamily.livejournal.com]

Ah sounds like our users.

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

It's like they're from a whole other world...

[daerlyn.livejournal.com]

*boggle*

A . . . medical condition?

Oh, I know which one. Cranio-rectal inversion.

[trenthamfamily.livejournal.com]

It's the ID-10-T or the LA-2Y syndrome.

I actually like yours better lol!

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

She didn't really say what it was, which is odd-- most customers go into excruciating detail about their conditions.

[trenthamfamily.livejournal.com]

*groan* Yup.

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

"Don't you get technical on me-- Iiiiiiii'm 96 years old!" --Customer