techrecovery | n0 b3t4 for j00!

Luser wants to know if we can send him a copy of our beta software on CD since he's on dial-up... ugh.

And I just got this wonderful email:

Hiyas,
   Thanks for the hedzup. This is about the 3rd time in 30 days I've had a chance to see if I could geta grip (on this firewall). I'm still stymied by aspects of it but I do like the idea of having better control over who gets in and what they make off with. I'm just finding that I'm doing more to wall myself out and in than anyone else. I think I may need the firewall video for stupids. Either that or I need to cut holes in both my front pockets so my left hand can tell what my right hand is doing. Atop all else is the fact that I've got 7 days to figure out the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything; but tomorrow I'll have my broadband connection back (Hence my obvious insanity). The thing is, what I really mean.... (Elton John) ....
is there anyway I can prolong my trial a bit ?? (Hussein) I'd love to play with it a bit once I am back up to speed.

                                                       Thank you, bob
                                                                  AKA: qoq

PS: Your's are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.

PPS: And, never begin a sentence with a conjunction