do I have any SANE customers?

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

The only things I can gather from this rambling email is that she doesn't like PC World and that she must have just bought a thesaurus.

Well.....you make an ingenuous journey and you never know what you will learn....the issue is learning.

 

Nowa that all the data are in.....I  have no intention of requesting a refund for SpyPry; I am deeply impressed by the confirmation of my original take....that you guys are Real Deal........and I see clearly, that the unfortunate incident.....that PC WORLD WAS SLOPPY AND CAVALIER IN NOT MENTIONING THAT THEIR ACCOLADES IN THEIR  August issue OWED TO TESTING A BETA version OF YOUR SOFTWARE.

 

TERRIBLE, GIVEN IT YIELDED AN undeserved  BACKLASH.

 

YOU....IN YOUR RESPONSE TO MY NEEDING DETAILS....WERE ALL ANYONE CAN ASK OF ANYONE: FORTHRIGHT AND HONEST.

 

PC world.....SIMPLY TRYING TO COVER THEIR LEGAL BUTT, IT APPEARS....in their March, 06 issue.....was craven and ignoble, OBFUSCATED their mistake while butt-covering, did not apologize clearly.... and manifested their true identity by sending me a standard, meaningless reponse to my HAVING MAILED THEM....AND MADE IT CLEAR THAT NO OTHER RESPONSE WOULD BE FORTHCOMING....employing some shoddy excuse.

 

Interesting what fosters trust in American commerce these days---short of the obscene monoply of a MS, I mean--and everyone I know is about to learn that their trust in PC WORLD SHOULD BE REVISITED!!!!!!

 

I will wait for the new engine......perhaps it will come within a Corvette?  Hey, it never hurts to dream and postulate, right?

 

THANKS, guys......it's not where you go, it's how you TRAVEL WHAT YOU BRING.....and where you're coming from.....LONGTERM.

Comments

[dazzedelf.livejournal.com]

Think of it this way, at least she isn't asking you the proper application of the caps lock key ;)

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

I like how she uses "obfuscated" and "butt-covering" in the same sentence.

[yndy.livejournal.com]

holy synonym batman!

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

I rather enjoyed that particular juxtaposition.

[ethereal-dusk.livejournal.com]

That is truly annoying.

[jecook]

Attempting to parse......

*object PARSE_EMAIL failed with error code 14 - Verbal Garbage Buffer Overrun - core dumped.
/usr/home/jecook$

[mouser.livejournal.com]

Okay - I've "read" it twice.

Is she mad about software?

I can't tell if there's a problem, let alone what it is!

[whysperingwynd.livejournal.com]

I can't tell if she's trying to make a political statement or utilize everything from her word-of-the-day calendar she's neglected for three weeks.

Has anyone been able to decipher this..thing...?

[adamjaskie.livejournal.com]

I THINK it roughly translates to:

I bought this software because PC World recommended it, but PC World sucks, since their recommendation was based on a beta version. The non-beta version was not what I needed.

Now that I have my data back after PC World's mistake, I realise that the problems are not your fault, but rather the fault of PC World, which covers its butt with a thesaurus.

You guys are great, and I bear you no ill will; in fact, I am not even asking for a refund. I hope that instead, you will give me a Corvette.

Sincerely,
Crazy Lady

P.S.: DON'T TRUST PCWORLD!!!!11!!

[whysperingwynd.livejournal.com]

Dude, you should work for the government encrypting CIA codes if you were able to make sense of that literary disaster up there!