ESL FTW

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

I love ESL emails! Enjoy this little gem:

O my Good I not undestand English and my not mony . My bloodcacer and I not work. Neu I not kent open my emails Ad blocedd here by feirwal.

Update: He wrote another email! It's my lucky day!

My sorry my computer not work correkt and my tell Dowlaund Firefall no my not mony My bloodcacer and I not work. Kent I dowloand  one mans free and help this my proble. I not kent open emails ad blocked here by firefall Pleas answei my

Comments

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

"bloodcacer"?

[jeffreyatw.livejournal.com]

Blood cancer.

[lildevilette.livejournal.com]

"and my not mony" ?

ah yes, gotta love those ESL emails.

[dukesnorre.livejournal.com]

ESL? European Sign Language?

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

english second language

[snoopyh42.livejournal.com]

I don't think that English is this guy's second language. I think it's the one he plans to learn NEXT.

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! :D

[chaobell]

I think something in my brain just divided by zero.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

Poor grammar in a foreign language is to be expected, and it's generally decipherable. But execrable (and inconsistent - feirwal, firefall) spelling is pure laziness if you already have to look up every word in your Asshat-to-English dictionary.

[yndy.livejournal.com]

*ouch*

the confusing part is, how do you spell so poorly in a foreign language?

[wyldthyng.livejournal.com]

it's called Babelfish Translation. Or the refusal to use it, as the case may be. ~lol~

[billysapphire.livejournal.com]

My brain's response...
Error. ESL to English interpreter failed.

[wyldthyng.livejournal.com]

it's even better when it's live chat... >,< and they don't understand your responses... it's like "okay why are you here? why did you pick the English que when you had the chance to go elsewhere?!"