wtf people?!

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

Weird ass emails today. You gotta love Mondays!

Exhibit A
I am having trouble converting my computer to a lap top.

Exhibit B
I have everything else covered. It's a firewall that I need now. And I DO NOT have the 150-200 to upgrate. Please don't try to tell me there is anything cheaper out there. You live on 600 a month and see just how much you can afford when you have 9 mouths to feed!

Comments

[anivair.livejournal.com]

I wish I had 9 mouths to feed. It'd be easier to eat! I'd look funny, though.

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

9 mouths?
We really don't need ot know about your Hampster/Gerbil fixation, thank you...

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

I am thinking they are referring to cats and not people... just a hunch.

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

7-8 cats... Ewww.... Strangly I find that even more disturbing than gerbils.

[snoopyh42.livejournal.com]

I hope they're not saying that they have 9 children! If that's the case, someone needs to tell them what causes those to happen...

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

I think my house does just fine without a TV and with a one year old that I take care of, thanks :).

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's a problem since 98% of households according to a USA Today poll have at least one TV and half have three or more boob tubes (found through Yahoo, would have to dig to find the pie charts, the 50% stat is readily available on Google). So if just getting more TVs would fix the problem... it's gonna take a lot more.

Of course, why is he bitching? Excessive breeding means more people to fund the tax cuts to the super-rich! Oh wait... it doesn't work like that? Fuck 'em, sure it does!

Oh, and it's job security for us - an endless supply of lusers.

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

he wants to WHAT? my brain broke on exhibit A.

[255-255-255-0.livejournal.com]

suggest they put the monitor on thier knees.
Instant Laptop ;-)