[identity profile] ebtb.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
Oh, this guy thinks he's clever. I wonder how much time he took crafting this email. I included his emphasis in red just as it appeared in the original.

I've had to remove my older hard disk drive, because it was corrupted, which meant that I had to replace it, with a brand-new Maxtor. I would think that it should be obvious (TO YOU, IDIOTS!!!) that I can't access your previous Registration key, out of my previous hard disk drive, can I!!! So, why (in the HELL) did your Research Center send me that last STUPID!!! E-mail??? Just exactly what does the Research Center do, anyways. I (evidently erroneously) thought that RESEARCH meant that they would be the one, who would research and locate my previous registration key number. I'm sorry to be so upset, but, I've got to get this new hard drive, up-to-snuff, as soon as possible. Your software worked flawlessly before, and hopefully it still will, on into the future!
Please send me the registration key or notify me the possiblity of purchasing your CD-ROM, as soon as possible! Thank you, for your anticipated resolution to my "Sticky Wicket", ASAP!

So I get the pleasure of telling him the differences between the Research Center and Customer Service. Good times. Oh, and apparently we're idiots because he didn't write down his key somewhere. Duh.

Date: 2006-10-16 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com
I dare say you've been "Caught and Bowled" on the "Sticky Wicket", old chap :).

Date: 2006-10-16 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redqueenmeg.livejournal.com
Dear Sir:

I would like to tell you where to "Stick" your "Sticky Wicket," but decency and decorum prevent me from doing so.

However, in the future, please refrain from the use of any and all acronyms designed to make you appear important (e.g. "ASAP").

Thanks ever so.

No love,
The Research Center

Date: 2006-10-16 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blossomingfire.livejournal.com
He picked a Maxtor drive to replace the old one? Did you at least congratulate him on his new (future) coaster?

Date: 2006-10-16 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fixerkitty.livejournal.com
Dear Sir:

I know of a Dr. Sane @ (000) 555-1234 who might be able to help you out of your situation. Tell him what you told me, and perhaps he can put you on the appropriate medication to keep outbursts like this from occurring in the future. He will also instruct you how to write down your key for future reference.

Respectfully Yours,
--XYZ Corp.

>:D

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