anger management

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How do you guys deal with a barrage of stupidity? Sure, morons call, but sometimes there's a relentless wave that doesn't give you time to breathe as it sucks you under.  How do you all cope? Do you throw things? Have voodoo dolls? Listen to loud music. Run around the room screaming?

I am experiencing such a day thanks to faulty updates and false positives. So, I have adopted a mental exercise I call "Douche Bag Airlines". I have this mental jumbo jetliner and board all my douche bag customers and then I crash the jet into the side of a mountain in a firery explosion visable from space.