OMG CAPS LOCK FTW
Sep. 14th, 2006 02:24 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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techrecoveryThere's just something about an email written in all caps that make me laugh. Enjoy verbatim:
I DONT KNOW HOW OR WHEN YHIS JUNK WAS PUT ON MY COMPUTER BUT THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO USE THE COMPUTER WE GOT THE DELL SCREEN THE WINDOWS SCREEN THEN ITS STUCK ON A BLUE SCREEN WITH YOUR COMPANY THE COMPUTERIS FROZE ON THAT SCREEN WHICH AS FAR AS I KNOW IS USELESS TO ME!!MY CHILDREN AND I BOTH USE THIS COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL SO IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO OFFER SOME LEGITIMATE HELP AS TO WHAT YOUR PRODUCT HAS DONE AND HOW TO FIX IT BECAUSE FUNNY THING IS ANY THING THAT YOU THOUGHT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HELP OR CLUE AS TO WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WOULD TRY TO CLICK ON ALL I WOULD REPEATEDLY GET WAS THIS PAGE IS NOT AVAILABLE!!!BUT NOT TO MY SURPRISE YOUR ADVERTISEMENT PAGES PULLED UP JUST AS FAST AND EASY AS THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO!!!!!!SEEMS LIKE SOMETHINGS FUNNY ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE!!I WANT OUR COMPUTER FIXED AND SOON!!!!AS OF NOW WE ARE HAVING TO RENT THE ONE I AM USING NOW BUT I NEITHER HAVE THE MONEY OR THE TIME AND IT IS YOUR PHONY PRODUCTS AND WEBSITE THAT SEEMS TO HAVE SNUCK THIS ON MY COMPUTER SO BE SO KIND AS TO GET IT OFF OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!OR MAYBE I'LL TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THIS WEBSITE AND ITS PHONY CLAIMS AND HELP SITE AND LINKS TO FIX THE THOUSANDS OF ERRORS I HAVE EXPLORED THROUGH TO TRY TO FIND MY ANSWER THAT YOU KNEW ALL ALONG WASNT THERE ON YOUR SITE BECAUSE ITS JUST "bs".WHY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS PUT ALL YOUR PHONY HELP AND LINKS THAT GO TO BLANK PAGES THAT CANNOT BE FOUND AND THE PICTURES YOU SO PROUDLY ADVERTISED OF YOURSELFS SMILING ALL THE WHILE KNOWING THAT YOUR SCREWING PEOPLE AROUND,PUT THIS STUFF ON FIRST THEN TRY TO GET SOME ONE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR "bs".THE YOU HAVE YOUR NERVE TO PUT ON HERE 2000 CHARACTERS OR LESS TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT YOU ALLREADY KNOW THE SAME RULE SHOULD APPLY TO YOU "PROVIDE AS MUCH DETAILED INFORMATION AS POSSIBLE AND DO SO IN LESS THAN 2000 CHARACTERS!!!!!!
Yeah, we're phony. Our software comes installed on Dell PCs. That would solve the mystery on how our software got on her computer. Magic and mystery!
I DONT KNOW HOW OR WHEN YHIS JUNK WAS PUT ON MY COMPUTER BUT THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO USE THE COMPUTER WE GOT THE DELL SCREEN THE WINDOWS SCREEN THEN ITS STUCK ON A BLUE SCREEN WITH YOUR COMPANY THE COMPUTERIS FROZE ON THAT SCREEN WHICH AS FAR AS I KNOW IS USELESS TO ME!!MY CHILDREN AND I BOTH USE THIS COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL SO IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO OFFER SOME LEGITIMATE HELP AS TO WHAT YOUR PRODUCT HAS DONE AND HOW TO FIX IT BECAUSE FUNNY THING IS ANY THING THAT YOU THOUGHT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HELP OR CLUE AS TO WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WOULD TRY TO CLICK ON ALL I WOULD REPEATEDLY GET WAS THIS PAGE IS NOT AVAILABLE!!!BUT NOT TO MY SURPRISE YOUR ADVERTISEMENT PAGES PULLED UP JUST AS FAST AND EASY AS THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO!!!!!!SEEMS LIKE SOMETHINGS FUNNY ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE!!I WANT OUR COMPUTER FIXED AND SOON!!!!AS OF NOW WE ARE HAVING TO RENT THE ONE I AM USING NOW BUT I NEITHER HAVE THE MONEY OR THE TIME AND IT IS YOUR PHONY PRODUCTS AND WEBSITE THAT SEEMS TO HAVE SNUCK THIS ON MY COMPUTER SO BE SO KIND AS TO GET IT OFF OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!OR MAYBE I'LL TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THIS WEBSITE AND ITS PHONY CLAIMS AND HELP SITE AND LINKS TO FIX THE THOUSANDS OF ERRORS I HAVE EXPLORED THROUGH TO TRY TO FIND MY ANSWER THAT YOU KNEW ALL ALONG WASNT THERE ON YOUR SITE BECAUSE ITS JUST "bs".WHY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS PUT ALL YOUR PHONY HELP AND LINKS THAT GO TO BLANK PAGES THAT CANNOT BE FOUND AND THE PICTURES YOU SO PROUDLY ADVERTISED OF YOURSELFS SMILING ALL THE WHILE KNOWING THAT YOUR SCREWING PEOPLE AROUND,PUT THIS STUFF ON FIRST THEN TRY TO GET SOME ONE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR "bs".THE YOU HAVE YOUR NERVE TO PUT ON HERE 2000 CHARACTERS OR LESS TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT YOU ALLREADY KNOW THE SAME RULE SHOULD APPLY TO YOU "PROVIDE AS MUCH DETAILED INFORMATION AS POSSIBLE AND DO SO IN LESS THAN 2000 CHARACTERS!!!!!!
Yeah, we're phony. Our software comes installed on Dell PCs. That would solve the mystery on how our software got on her computer. Magic and mystery!
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