I always understood the canonical sacrifice to get a computer working was a goat. Preferably a virgin goat, but hey, they'll take what they get. If you have sufficient tech mojo, you can get away with waving the dead chicken over the broken carcass of the computer, and mumbling the sacred mumbo-jumbo ("work you stupid machine!").
But then again, I've always been a traditionalist.
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Date: 2006-08-08 01:12 am (UTC)But then again, I've always been a traditionalist.