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[twistedsyx.livejournal.com]

So I work in the software industry. I'm in support so I take calls and fix people when I can. When our software breaks, which software does, don't deny it, I have to create a bug to let our development team know.

I just received an email from our lead developer today coming back from a birthday vacation:
"[BLAH BLAH BLAH] This bug scares me. I think the fix is simple but [...]"

If there's anything I don't want to hear from our lead developer, it's, this bug scares me.

What makes this more funny, is I was just talking to my friends about things you don't wanna hear your coworker say, ever. The number one thing we all agreed on tho was working on a boat and hearing the captain say in a slurred voice, "Hey, is that a whale or an iceberg. I should lay off the schnapps."

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[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't that line read "...create a bug report"? The last thing you want is more bugs.

As for the thing I don't want to hear my co-workers say, I think it's simple:

"Oops."