yikes

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I don't know about you guys, but I have what I call a "yikes file" - it's just a folder I keep in outlook where I put in the most amusing emails/threats that I get.  Sometimes, I like go through them for a good laugh.  Here's a little gem from a repeat offender. Sadly, this person's name is Bryan, so English is probably his first language. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

HAY I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO NOW SOME THING WHAT ARE THE SINES OF HAVEING YOU FIREWALL HACKED BECAUSE I HAVE YOU PROGRAM & I HAVE GOT A BUCH OF DIFFERT THING HAPPEN THAT MACK ME THING MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN HACKED SO WHAT SHOLD I DO  THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I H AVE HAD A PROBLE WITH YOUR PROGRAMS & AM ALL MOST RADY TO GO ALTES WEAR NEXT TIME HOPE TO HEAR BACK SOON