Bad Omens: first call of the day

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

"Do you know anything about this computer stuff?" "Sure." "You sure don't look like it."


"Okay, now I need you to enter your-" "Yeah, yeah, whatever."


"Alright, we've got your new modem in place and we've got you connecting to AOL-" "I could always get on AOL, I just can't get on Windows!"


"This AOL looks different! I can get connected, but I'm not on-line."


"I already tried calling AOL, they told me to call Dell." "Well, ma'am, Dell can't be responsible for-" "I called Dell, and they basically told me to shut up."


"Okay, I've got your new Dell modem put in and tested by calling in to AOL; I've got your icons restored to your screen; I've gotten rid of the phishing pop-up asking for your payment info; I've gotten rid of the rest of the mess at start-up, and you're back up to full speed now that I've cleaned out your temp folder. We strive for 100% customer satisfaction, is there anything else I can do for you today, anything else I can take care of on your computer?" "No, that's fine." "May I have your autograph here?" "Sure." <signs ticket with "Unsatsified">

Comments

[dysan27.livejournal.com]

I hate when you ask is there is anything else you can do, and they still leave a bad review

P.S. to fix the HTML in your entry replace:
<signs ticket with "Unsatsified">
&lt;signs ticket with "Unsatsified"&gt;

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

hey, it's late

thanks

[fragbert.livejournal.com]

"Are you able to fire more than 4 synapses at the same time? You sure don't look OR sound like it."