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[katyism.livejournal.com]

I respond to the help and feedback form submissions from our Webmail.

Unfortunately this form is accessed through a button that just says "Comment" on it, with no description of the purpose or where the form gets submitted. I guess some people think it's supposed to be where they type a signature or something.

Without further ado (or identifying information), here's my favorite mistaken Comment for today:

[Webmail Comment] ME

This comment was received from netid:
remote host:
The user clicked the problem report link from the
following location:
https://webmail.myuniversity.edu/horde/services/prefs.php?app=blahwhocares
and is using the following browser:
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; YPC 3.0.3)

Hey, my name is Bethany. I am a freshman this year at IUPUI. I have no
idea what i am going to major in but at least I'm trying!! Otherwise I have a
blessed life that involves a Miraculous Jesus, Wonderful family and a
loving Boyfriend!!


Alright. I don't think she mistook this for a signature input box... so God Miraculous Jesus knows who she expected to get this comment or why they would care.

Comments

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

But is she bumping nasties with wonderful boyfriend. Miraculous Jesus knows all. Wonder if she'd like a visit from Drunk and Bitter Jesus (http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030420.html) ?

[kalidor.livejournal.com]

o.ox;;
...
...
*falls over and dies lauging*

I am not sure if she's trying to mess with your minds or is seriously ... erm ... absentia ad cranium.

But ... wow ... that's a great thing to hear on a friday ^_^x.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

this is almost Ot, but some friends on mine used to run an e-zine called the Shrubbery. it was brilliant for it's time. Very much like the onion.

For a while they ran these ads on the side of their articles advertizing amish hardcore porn and hot chicks with one eye and all manner of really out there stuff. If you clicked on any of these links (and I certainly did) it took you to a page with a sad picture of Jesus that read "I saw that". We refered to him as the dissapointed jesus. It rocked hard. YMMV.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Would be cool to gather together all the various internet Jesuses (Jesi?) floating around, on web page. Would be very scary.

[azurelunatic]

Perhaps a discussion forum related to the content? Scary, at any rate.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

check out jesusoftheweek.com if it's still around. they do just that and more.

[flainn.livejournal.com]

Every time you do that, Jesus kills a kitten.

Please, think of the kittens.

[flainn.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Miraculous Jesus or the Loving Boyfriend should school the girl on computer skillz.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I'd write back with We can help you with that....

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I dunno, if she's indulging in pre-marital sex, I think she's gonna have Jihad Jesus on her arse.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, lets keep things clean around here. She's a nice girl and would never let anyone do that back there.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Tried to submit DnB Jesus but got an email error. Cool site, though.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

HA, that's what you say. You didn't see the fiendish little gleam in her eyes when she went past that R*R* Revolution game down near the cafeteria...

And that rape whistle isn't for protection if you know what I mean.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

What would she use a rape whistle for (http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010510.html)?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*innocent face*

I have no idea, I'm sure...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

This comment is at least 98% pure comedy. You could cut this comment like 1 to 4 and nobody would complain. My god, my brain is numb.

[http://users.livejournal.com/shiara_/]

I think my ultimate favourite is this site: Jesus Christ Superstore (http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfgod.html). The ad for Buddha, among others, gets me every time:

""One who has achieved perfection"
includes Fighting Staff of Meditation

Magnum66 automatic Nirvana pistol

Invincible Holy Orange Cape of Enlightenment"

[tajjster.livejournal.com]

Just to be completely out of place, a sensible explanation:

"Problem" could quite easily be confused with "Profile" (Well, imagining you're a fresher who can't read, and is used to such functionality on 'cool' websites like MyWasteOfSpace™).

Just sayin'. :P

[katyism.livejournal.com]

The word problem isn't on it though. Just "Comment!"

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Aha! Now it all becomes clear! The reason I am not a Jesus freak is because Jesus didn't bother to provide me with a "loving Boyfriend!" That was his big mistake.

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

Not Jesii ... but Jesopodes!