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[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

Dear CENSORED,

I've been proud to say that after nearly a decade in the user support field, no user has ever sent me an e-mail saying that he/she can't send e-mail. That is, until today, when you sent me the following e-mail:

    I am unable to send emails.

You've ruined what has otherwise been a fascinating career. Please decommission yourself.

Comments

[raveneyes.livejournal.com]

that could be the greatest thing ever.

~b

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Heh. Stoopid automatons are attacking you.

[usekh.livejournal.com]

I get one a week. And customers emailing me to say they cannot receive email as well, and don't leave any other way to contact them.

[kallell.livejournal.com]

[reply]

yes you can

[mouser.livejournal.com]

Acutally I had one a week ago when the server was down for a few hours. User put it in his "OUT" box - I got it the minute the server finally came up, along with my boss.

We were, not surprisingly, speachless.

[jcaswell.livejournal.com]

Someone actually sent an email saying "I can't send or recieve emails...why?????" to the distribution list that connects the support staff of all the schools in my area (100-odd schools). The best of it was that it was a reply to another email that had been sent to us all that morning - it even had the original mail attached!

Now bearing in mind that the only people with access to this distribution list are the support staff for those 100-odd schools, and a few people from the local council, he looked pretty stupid. And caused much amusement.

[seattleotaku.livejournal.com]

And then they complain that no-one responds. ^_^'

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

I have received those! "ever since I installed your spam filter, I can't send emails!"

O RLY?

[tajjster.livejournal.com]

Heh. That reminded me of this (http://bash.org/?44865).