Read in a very sarcastic tone (of course)

[justsomegurl.livejournal.com]

Please use me for your punching bag
I don't really know my job
I got hired for my sexy voice
I'm here to turn you on
Make you forget about your e-mail woes


Abuse me verbally
I crave the lashings from your tongue
I am ignorant and you are a genious
I only work here because I'm pretty
You can't see me but you know it is true

If you scream at me I can help you better
I love it when you call me dirty names
I just stole your credit card number
I'm going to buy myself new breasts

I am so sorry I don't understand "the lingo"
I should know your modem is really the tower
I love it when you click on random icons
Makes my job interesting

Oh happy day
I am so lucky to be at your mercy
Wish I could be at the helpdesk 24/7

Comments

[docjeff.livejournal.com]

It would be really wrong if that turned me on, wouldn't it. :-)

btw, you used "by" where you meant "buy"

[justsomegurl.livejournal.com]

wrong? not necessarily. ;)

thanks for catching that :)

[docjeff.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. I tend to catch stuff like that. Darned proofreader eyes :)

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

Heee. Love this. I work for a private telephone answering service, and I feel your pain.

Spelling Nazi thing: no 'o' in 'genius'.

[duality.livejournal.com]

for a second i thought i was looking at one of the bdsm comms i'm on ;P

[pantherchild.livejournal.com]

~HAHAHAA. I *heart* you!~

Like a prayer?

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

(Tech is a mystery, everyone must call my phone
I hear them on my line, and suppress a groan...)


When they call me up, it's like a little prayer
I'm knowing what to do, but can I take them there?
In the shifted hours, can they feel our power
Just like a prayer, for all the trashed software

I hear their voice
It's like a bandsaw whining
I have no choice, I hear their voice
And know they're lying
I close my eyes
Oh God, I hate their squalling.
And are they high? I hear their lies
Simon help me

I'm not Bill Gates/I'm tech support

[jeffreycornish.livejournal.com]

Have a listen:

http://www.prometheus-music.com/audio/techsupt.mp3

Re: Like a prayer?

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHA!!! YES!!!
that isnt stolen from userfriendly is it ? :)
*continues singing*

Re: Like a prayer?

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

well... i did some new lyrics too. with Bon Jovi (Livin on a Prayer)

tommy used to work for a Hotline
Customers who have
no clue at all.... its tough, so tough.
So he works for Dell all day
takes call after call, handling the problems
with skill.... with skill

he says "please hold on" and starts to cry
it doesnt make a difference
if the customer would try
"they'll always fail and make it worse
for me" please give me a shot!

WOOOOOOH, why cant there be some
whooo, users who are awesome
i quit! and never return i swear"
whoooo livin on a prayer


Tommy got promoted to L2
2nd Level work, must be much more fun
he thinks... he thinks
he has been so awfully wrong
the other techs cry
Please take him i cant stand the pain... the pain

now he has to take, the real hard call
explain that AGP-Mouse isnt supported at all
The monitor doesnt belong to RS232
and that Firewire is not a firewall!!

WOOOH why cant there be some
whooo, users who are awesome
i quit! and never return i swear"
whoooo livin on a prayer
living on a prayer...


Floppy and CPU are not a firewall
you wont get VoIP at the local Mall
Drag and drop doesnt mean 'DROP' at all ... and NO!
you files wont 'FALL'

WOOOH why cant there be some
whooo, users who are awesome
i quit! and never return i swear"
whoooo livin on a prayer
living on a prayer...

Re: I'm not Bill Gates/I'm tech support

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

hehe.. nice :)

Re: Like a prayer?

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Nope, just made up on the spot :)

Re: I'm not Bill Gates/I'm tech support

[justsomegurl.livejournal.com]

I love it!