Do you need to know that?

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Luser: "I need to have Joe Blow added to a computer."

Me: What computer does he need to be added to?"

Luser: "I don't know. Do you need to know that?"

Me: "Yes, we can't add him to a computer until we know which one." (flowers and sunshine in voice)

Luser: "I'll have to ask him." Click.

Gah!

Comments

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

what the hell is an joe-blow ?
or does he mean "Blow-jo...." ok ;) iam not going to finish that *G*

[spacebird.livejournal.com]

I assume he means "Joe Blow" as in "John Doe," i.e., nameless idiot luser.

[ddragon.livejournal.com]

Joe Blow. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Blow)

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

I'm using 'Joe Blow' in place of user name. Similar to John Doe.

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

Comments
Customer states that he needs to have user Joe Blow added to computer
-- Asked customer which computer Joe Blow needs to be added to
-- Customer states that he does not know
-- Warm transferred customer to Psychic Friends Network

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the guy I had last night telling me he had walked 5 blocks to find a pay phone.

What did he want? To troubleshoot his internet connection.

The modem was fine...

He was just an idiot.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"Bring Joe in and we'll stuff him into the old Cray cabinet. Will that do?"