Yeah I'd rather be doing some thing else too.

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

Ok, so you're in a hurry and you don't want to stay on the phone all that long. Thats ok I would rather not be talking to you either. So what do you do when I tell you to do something?

A) Just do it.
B) Ask me if I want you to do what I told you to.
C) Ask me if I want you to do something else somewhere else on your computer.
D) B & C along with some random clicks on crap along the way even though I've told you not to touch anything else.
E) D along with babbling like a drunken moron.


This customer chose E. I needed two 222s (for those of you not familiar with pain killers, it's extra strength asprin with codine and caffein) before making it 1/2 way through a manual uninstall (on a mac, delete a bunch of files, on a pc, delete a bunch of files and reg keys)

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[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

F. surf porn.

[ghostdandp.livejournal.com]

The Dr. House of tech support

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Damn, I must be inured to that crap by now. I tend to let them dribble on - either they'll eventually realise that they're sabotaging themselves, or they will spend a very unhappy life. Either way, not my place to care.

[thalionar.livejournal.com]

oh god, you're in canada, aren't you?

I <3 222s. I practically lived on them in college when I had tension headaches. I made one of the girls in my dorm buy me a bottle of them whenever she went home for breaks.

[akage.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love that little phenomenon.

"Okay, click on your Start button, please."

"You want me to click Start?"

No sir, I was just testing you. WTF??

[kerberos.livejournal.com]

Why 222 when .223 works so much better?