I am tree killer of Borg. Your Fiberous sheets will be assimilated.

[jecook]

I'm printing out the entire Sprint Protege PBX manual. All 10-odd sections. Plus the addendums. And the 5 sections for the voicemail. And a cheat sheet that I've whipped up on how to do quick mundane administrive things like reset Voicemail passwrods, fiddle with peoples display names, ("I don't know *why* your phone says "plonker" now! It must be a hacker!") and the like. It's all going into this HUUUGE three inch binder, and maybe one of the 3/4 inch binders that I thought of using, but found that it would not fit into.

There's also going to be a CD-R with the documentation in PDF format parked in the binder as well.. ::snicker::

The reason? Well, paper does not require electricity. You can leave it open to the page you want/need. You can write notes on it using this archaic device called a "pencil", which is made of some metal, some powered carbon called "graphite" (which is normally used in some nuclear reactors), and wrapped up in a wood frame so you don't get the carbon all over your hands. There's also a little chunk of rubber on the end to rub out the marks you've made with it too. You cna also use a device called a "pen", which deposits indelible ink on the paper in the same manner as a pencil, except that you can't rub it out without making a big mess.

I think I'll bring in a ream of paper to pay for it.

(X-posted to my journal)

Comments

[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

More often than not, paper needs an external light source to be effective.

[jecook]

lol. I can take it outside, then it's solar powered! ::giggles::

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Paper copy over ALL. When the shit hits the fan and the damn thing is so broken you can't get into what you need, a harcopy will save your arse a thousandfold. Damn trees should be happy they've spared you the stress :P

*horrendously abused printer at old workplace printing out 400 page Adobe Premiere manual...heheheh Fuckers (Telstra) deserved it*