techrecovery | (no subject) (Reply)

God dammit customer, when I tell you it's your fucking router, it's your fucking router. I don't give a shit if you bought it new. It's not fucking working. You had a piece of shit, so what'd you do? You went and bought a NEW piece of shit. You can't ping it, you can't route to it, you can't route through it. But we take it out and look what happens? YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET, WHOPITY FUCKING DO FOR YOU! So don't sit there and tell me bullshit about how it's MY fucking fault YOU wanted to waste 30 minutes with me and whatever the fuck with the lower level agent because YOU were too stubborn and/or MONKEY BUTTFUCKING RETARDED to listen to US, the PEOPLE YOU CALLED FOR HELP, when we tell you that YOU were a MORON! CAPITAL M, CAPITAL O, CAPITAL RON! SWEET BABY JESUS AND ALL HIS NUTTY UNCLES, BITCH!

And when I say YOUR PRIMARY ACCOUNT is the one handling the PPPoE connection, DON'T FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME. YA DUMBASS SACK OF DOG SPUNK!