heres a good one

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so this lady calls today, and wants to know why her website files aren't showing up on her site on our server. She says she bought the hosting account with us last week and she expected her content to be there by now. I asked he when she ftp'd or published it from her local web or from the old host to our server. "Oh, no one said I had to do that" she commented, sounded confused.

Perhaps she had us confused with the magical elves hosting company, you know the ones who snap their fingers and magically transfer your content to their servers.