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[taleya.livejournal.com]

Dear Newbie CSRs

Yes! There is a female sitting in the big bad BOFH chair! My word! With boobies and all! Isn't that a sight!

What's more, she belongs there you assreaming snatchbasket! I was punching code back when you were trying to decide which end of a keyboard to shove up your arse. Stare at me again with that inbred expression of amusement and I'll follow that keyboard with a twenty-one inch SUN monitor.

Fucktards.

EDIT The sad part is, I've held this position for two/two and a half years. The perils of working permanent graveyard....

Comments

wince

[krrayn.livejournal.com]

those sun stations are HEAVY.

Cool icon. I think that at every other person I talk to on the phone, but my powers of telepathy are pitiable.

(what's a BOFH?)

Re: wince

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Bastard Operator From Hell. Sysadmins. The ones who can fuck with you, and will.

Or bitch, in my case :P

Icon is actually me.

Re: wince

[tophee.livejournal.com]

BOFH is an acronym standing for "Bastard Operator From Hell", a character from the stories of legendary operator, Simon Travaglia.

You can find his story archive here: http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html

and the current writings, published by "The Register" here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/

/toph

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

OMG! ROFLMAO!

Gettum! ANd yes, PICTURES! WE WANT PICTURES!!!

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

word.

Sing It, Sista! You go, girl!

from your fellow sister in insanity who started in this field literally 20 years ago & remembers doing tech support for HOLLERITH CARDS.
(do is spelled d-o not d-0 and yes there is a difference in the punch code.)

[lovemonster.livejournal.com]

Amen, sister! Preach it!!

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

OMG TEH GIRL LIKES TEH COMPUTAS HEHEHEH!(&(!!@!$

[captain-jester.livejournal.com]

where are you that it's 8:17 am on the 3rd?

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

"assreaming snatchbasket"


I'm gonna have to remember that one.

[usekh.livejournal.com]

Hmm boobies...no not the monitor*ducks*

Re: wince

[jon787.livejournal.com]

Yeah but the dual inputs are handy. Definetly something uncomfortable to have shoved up your ass.

[jecook]

+1. This way, I can warn my more entertaining lusers not to fuck with my machines.

[jecook]

DOwn under, from what her profile has listed.

[residentgeek.livejournal.com]

Oh no they didn't... well, they'll soon learn or die trying. I want full HD video on it when you "teach" them. With multiple camera views.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Wordity word word.

Bitch Operator from Hell, here. Although I can be a bastard too, if the mood suits.

If one more person says, "Oh, you're the technical authority for the email system?", I will get two 400W PSUs, strap them to their balls, plug 'em in, and flick the voltage selectors to 110V¹. We'll see who's laughing then, mate.

¹

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Australia. Just knocking off the arse end of a Graveyard shift.

AAAH! Points for Queen icon!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Haven't been in it for that long.....was working as a code monkey in 98, then blew it off for a passion for hardware. Now a BOFH for a decent sized ISP in aussie :)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I am intrigued and delighted by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


(fellow aussie...Melbourne here)

[captain-jester.livejournal.com]

Ooooh Australia

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Pictures are a must and I demand them. I'd love to see some newbie get a monitor (particularly a SUN) shoved up there. Then you could put a picture of his face on it and ooooh...head up his ass!


Don't let the idiots get yah down.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I'd kill for a graveyard shift. :-\

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*waves at Melbourne*. Stinky boring Canberra here.

We should have a seminar in some swanky hotel and get some vendors to pay for it. StorageTek rep: "See, you can do this with an L700 tape library robotic arm". Clueless male colleague: "OUCH!"

And I always find it good when females in IT can network and exchange useful ideas. :-)

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

+2. We have the most annoying manager that is exactly the opposite of what is described here. She makes the most deserving women managers here have to fight all that much harder for what is rightfully theirs by being the token pair of tits in management.

Give 'em hell. And bring us pictures.

[greylady.livejournal.com]

Have you been tempted to use "You don't have to like me, you just have to do what I say" yet?

When you do the correct answer to "Why?" is "Because if you don't, I'll laugh instead of bailing you out next time."

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

youre a GIRL ??
so why are you working with computers ?
everyone knows that girls cant handle anything more complex than a microwave.
and you call yourself sys-admin ? are you serious ? no wonder we have so many problems!!
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these are sentenses my mother also had to hear and i would kick EVERYONE in the balls who gives such shit from his mouth! its not a matter of gender, its a matter of CLUE!
Hail to the Big mighty cluebat!