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[jjjiii]

Why is it a bad suggestion to make the official company hold music "The Jerky Boys"?

They put mirrors in bathrooms, don't they?

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[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

I get the first part of the post. The second confounds me. I'm so confounded, CONFOUND IT!

Hehe.

[jjjiii]

I didn't think this would be too hard to understand.

You've got mirrors in the bathroom, right? So, you go in there, and take a dump on company property, but they've got it set up so that it gets treated and taken care of properly, and then there's a mirror in there, and you can use the mirror to check to see if you're ugly, and if possible, fix it. Well, playing the Jerky Boys as the help desk hold music woudl be like showing the customer a mirror of their phone persona.

Make sense?

[jjjiii]

Because, the customer calls up the helpdesk when it's time for them to take a mental shit, and we're the facility that handles their waste...

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Interesting allusion to the Jerky Boys being shitty. Hehe. That sort of makes sense, but it was so random that I think it made a lot of people go, "DUH UH," myself included. Still...you're right about the Jerky Boys, to be honest. Why have them as your hold music? I mean, seriously.

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Now THAT makes sense.

[jjjiii]

No, no... the JBs are like the mirror. It's the customers who look like shit and need to clean themselves up:)

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Right. My first sentence was a joke. Hehe.

[kerberos.livejournal.com]

Jerky boys and Bathroom gave me a whole other frame of mind.

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