Why are you on my phone?

[spacebird.livejournal.com]

After explaining to the customer that we're going to register her manually:

"Okay, I need you to close that program."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"But it says you're going to quit registration!"
"I know thats okay."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"It says quit."
"Yeah, click quit."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"It still says quit."
"Did you click it?"
"No."
"Click quit."
"But that will close registration!"
"I know, that's okay, we're going to do it manually."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"But I want to register!"


/hara-kiri

Comments

[fuego.livejournal.com]

That sounds like peole calling Apple with their new computers...these people are OBSESSED with "being registered"

I had one person cal up the other day "I just erased my hard drive and when I finished installing it made me reregister, so I wanted to make sure you have me back in the system"

I *think* I might have gotten through to her how that "registration" has no bearing on whether she's in the system or not, and once your comuter is in the system, unless something goes REALLY wrong it doesn't get "unregistered"

*headdesk*

[110billion.livejournal.com]

Really, can you expect a customer to understand logic? :)

[fuego.livejournal.com]

is it really that much to ask? *wistful sigh*

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

me: i hate such customers
me2: really ? do you ?
me: no. i love them
me2: really ? do you ?
me: i mean. i dont know ?
me2: really ? you really dont know ?
me: MAN! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ?
me2: really ? you really dont know what to say ?
me: *freakout*
me2: really ? youre freaking out ?
WAAAAHHH ;)
and now imagine whats more weird. me talking to myself or that this could possibly be an true conversation ?

[cat-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

If they were educated by the government school system?

Yes, (as politicians dislike logical voters).