Customer email

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

When I am accessing my email away from site at another computer I am unable to see the email on a lot of occasions. Some I can Some I can't. Is there a reason.
Please advise.


Hello,

Thank you for your email.

Ah, "Is there a reason?" The same primal scream has echoed through the ages since time immemorial. From Jesus on his cross, asking a seemingly unfeeling god "Why? Why hast thou forsaken me?", to the outraged screams of the damned as they are cast into the eternal pits of hell, shrieking "Why did I lust? Why did I sloth?".

So is the nature of your email.

Regards,

Jahbulon "Jesus" Orientis

Comments

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

[jkesus.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you really did say that to the customer.... please please please

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

I really did say that to the customer.


(not really)

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Hey, who is that guy in your icon? Every time I see it I think it's Edward Norton.

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Keanu Reeves. Not sure which movie, but it's definitely whoa boy himself.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

My guess would be Constantine. Never saw it, though.

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Same here. Never did see it. Heard about it, but never saw it.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

I wanted to keep my image of Constantine in my head.

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I'll probably see it when I get around to it. I'm not super ecstatic about it. Time for lunch!

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

It's Keanu Reeves in Constantine. :)

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

WoahK

[scorpy01.livejournal.com]

Can I borrow that answer?

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Be my guest. Bonus points if you can get a customer to see past their email problem and start questioning the nature of reality.

Your icon reminded me of this Hattori image :

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

It's not a bad movie. I don't remember him saying woah in it once...

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

ROFL. That was his one big line in The Matrix. Woah! hehe

[scorpy01.livejournal.com]

Nice! My son just looked over my shoulder and said, "Where do you find this stuff?"

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

http://www.wwwcomcom.com of course! :)

I love this one :