Pay attention!

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Don't act like you don't hear me today customers! I swear, I'm talking loud...you just don't f*in listen.

Pay attention you fucks. Just because it's Friday doesn't mean its mine.

Oh, and hear's a helpful tip from MSN.com about not getting the flu:

During flu season, never let anyone lick your keyboard.

Off topic, but my question is who does that?

Comments

[teriwyn.livejournal.com]

My, but that's helpful advice. That must be why I got so sick last winter... I let Tiffany clean my keyboard with her tongue. Gee, now that I know I should not let people lick my keyboard, I feel downright stupid. Thanks, MSN!!

[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

My ferret has licked my keyboard before. She didn't really find it palatable, though.

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

My housecat once slept with her head on my mouse. does that count too ?

[teriwyn.livejournal.com]

I forgot to say - link or screenshot? I want to share this amusing bit of joy, but the number of links on MSN's site related to cold and flu is just astounding.

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

http://articles.health.msn.com/id/100111268/site/100000000/

That's the link. It's at the bottom for tips. :)

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

I do, it's the only way to get it clean sometimes.






*barf*

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

I like how you can't do that during the flu season.

When it's not flu season, it's game on!

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha. I know, MSN is my first authority on what I should and should not do during flu (or any season).



If you believe that, I got some ocean front property in Arizona with your name on it. (you being general of course)

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

Considering some of the customers I support, I'm surprised more computer equipment doesn't come with disclaimers advising the end-user not to lick, ingest, scratch themselves with, sniff, poke, attempt sexual relations with or try shoving the item in question up their butt.

'Cause God knows, in every case I've just proposed one of us has, or will eventually have, reason to say "Well actually, the manual advises you not to try that".

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Aren't computer keyboards supposed to be the filthiest, most germ-ridden items in offices and home offices, including anything in the bathroom and the back of the fridge?

[kallell.livejournal.com]

thats just silly!

You dont lick your keyboard, you cant even get to board chow that way, you have to turn the keyboard upside down to get the food.

[sketchydave.livejournal.com]

Yup!

And surprising fact is the bathroom in most offices is the cleanest room in the house. Bathrooms are typically cleaned daily by custodial services.

Also, the cleanest place in the bathroom is the toilet seat as was shown on Mythbusters the other week. God I love that show.