[identity profile] lovemonster.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
What part of "I'm sorry, sir, but you have not paid for your support and thus I will be unable to assist you unless you speak with your account manager" do you not understand?

Date: 2005-10-25 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanuki-green.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure it's the "I will be unable to assist you" part they really don't understand.

Date: 2005-10-25 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com
everything after "I"


heh.

Date: 2005-10-26 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com
Ok, let's try this another way.

"You sir are a cheap fucking bastard that needs to cough up my rent money or go back to playing with yourself because your problem is not getting fixed until my problem is getting fixed. Quid pro quo, shall we say?"

Date: 2005-10-26 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-s-guy.livejournal.com
Heh. "No pay, no play!"

Wait, what was the one used for ISP customers who are known pr0nhounds?

"No coin, no groin."

Date: 2005-10-26 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-s-guy.livejournal.com
Ah, here's the full list:

http://www.techcomedy.com/single/new_stories.php?content_number=44471

Date: 2005-10-26 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lions-tambua.livejournal.com
hm. try this phrase: "support ? have you paid for support ? no! LOOOL!!!"

Date: 2005-10-26 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com
"Didn't you bother to save any of it to your hard drive?"

"No, my hard drive is fine, thanks."
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