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Oct. 14th, 2005 01:47 pmSo, Miss Local Office 'admin', we previously gave you instructions that a child could follow, and that no other office admins have yet managed to screw up. And yet you cannot follow them.
No, "clicking on things randomly" is not part of the instructions you were given. Really. Trust me on this.
No, I will not do your job for you. Why? Because I do not see your pay packet sitting here on my desk.
Tell you what - there are at least two other local admins in your office who are not complete morons. Why don't you go and learn your job by talking to them? That way, you get handholding, I get to hang up, and they get the opportunity to kick you in the ear when you don't listen. Everyone wins!
Actual log snippet: $name called back unable to complete task when she fails to follow the instructions we gave her this morning. I advised her to actually follow the instructions. She was unable to. I walked her through the advanced procedure of "not clicking randomly on stuff".
Chance that I'll get in trouble for that one?
No, "clicking on things randomly" is not part of the instructions you were given. Really. Trust me on this.
No, I will not do your job for you. Why? Because I do not see your pay packet sitting here on my desk.
Tell you what - there are at least two other local admins in your office who are not complete morons. Why don't you go and learn your job by talking to them? That way, you get handholding, I get to hang up, and they get the opportunity to kick you in the ear when you don't listen. Everyone wins!
Actual log snippet: $name called back unable to complete task when she fails to follow the instructions we gave her this morning. I advised her to actually follow the instructions. She was unable to. I walked her through the advanced procedure of "not clicking randomly on stuff".
Chance that I'll get in trouble for that one?