Sometimes you can just know.

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you can just tell that the caller is going to be a little slow (and by a little slow I mean they have a problem with blinking and breathing at the same time, never mind right clicking) before you even get to the aol email address. With some callers I can tell before they finish giving me their phone number (the first thing I ask for before I even have their name).

How fast can you tell when your caller is a mouth breathing fish for brains moron?

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[twitchfetish.livejournal.com]

usually when they say one of 2 things:

1) umm..hurro? my tingpah no workee. you fix? (i know this could be construed as racist. believe me it's not. one of my best mates is asian. but basically where i used to work, just about every chinese we got was an exchange student living in NZ (i'm in aus) and couldn't speak a word of english, and didn't even know what an "on" button was)

or

2) i opened with "Welcome to *CTSNBN* Technical Support. Can I start with your name please?" and they answered with "umm...is this technical support?" or "is this *CTSNBN*?" or "umm...where do i find that?" (yes i actually got that multiple times. where do you find your NAME??? umm...on the tag of your undies possibly???

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[frit.livejournal.com]

bwa ha ha@#2. LOL!!!