help please

Oct. 1st, 2005 01:15 pm
[identity profile] joeshamo.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
so the family computer wont start. When it's turned on it'll boot up and look fine, but it's like it's caught in a loop because it wont go to the log on screen. I told the parental units that i could probibly boot from the cd and reformat the hard drive, but my mom doesn't want to lose all those pictures of hers [lame]. So in the mean time we have a very expensive paper weight. I dont know what happend to cause this but any help is greatly appreciated.
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Date: 2005-10-01 05:18 pm (UTC)
jecook: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jecook
Please read the info page for this community. The moderators (of which I am one) cannot be held responsible for any threads that follow this post. We might even join in...

Date: 2005-10-01 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taiki.livejournal.com
Try to boot to safemode. But this is more for people to bitch about thier technical support jobs.

Date: 2005-10-01 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jon787.livejournal.com
Its running windows

Date: 2005-10-01 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeklady.livejournal.com
RTFM, figure it out yourself.

I don't give free tech support to friends let alone strangers.

Date: 2005-10-01 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dukesnorre.livejournal.com
Get a liveCD? Write paper letters and use it as a paper weight!

Date: 2005-10-01 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eightofspades.livejournal.com
Wow. A 'help me' post that isn't swamped by flames, yet. I must have good timing.

---

I wasn't going to comment until I read your profile.

With the amount of 'i'm l33t' crap in there, or the 'i will hax0r you' spam, you shouldn't be posting that question.

Date: 2005-10-01 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeklady.livejournal.com
Touche! one for you zero for the LUSER.

I couldn't be bothered to look at the profile. I figured if they are part of this community they should just know better.

Date: 2005-10-01 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com
I think we've gotten soft. We should be flaming this one to bits.

My guess is we've just been so bogged down by our own work and outside lives to give this one the attention it deserves. I'm even slow - I didn't get to lead the charge on this one.

So, to make up for it... FLAME ON!

I mentioned at one point making alt LJ's just to post stupid stuff for people to flame and get it out of their system, but now I'm unconvinced - if we're being this easy on the real thing...

Date: 2005-10-01 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com
Ya know the bumper sticker "Gas, Ass, or Grass, nobody rides for free"? - we need a version of that appropriate for us.

man o man

Date: 2005-10-01 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oggsmith.livejournal.com
my computers broken, i was looking at too much porn and somehow i got a virus and now it won't boot up wahhh someone help me. by the way if you can't RTFM then why should we think that you can understand any help that you might be able to give you?

Date: 2005-10-01 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eikichi-onizuka.livejournal.com
Here's what you do.

Take the hard drive out of the case. Procure a large, industrial magnet, and place the hard drive directly on the magnet. Leave it there for several hours and then reconnect the hard drive to your system.

Guaranteed to get rid of that looping problem.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com
Get a different family. reformat, then pay a tech to help you fix it when you screw that up. Then after he's done laughing and charging for the service call, buy a new computer and don't try to be "l33t" or you will break it again.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com
I do like the icon though.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkblade1.livejournal.com
Wrong community. You are lucky most of us are being nice about this. It's saturday and I'm working, talking to morons just like you, but I could be ripping you one now if I wanted too. Have a nice day.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linguafranca.livejournal.com
I agree. The magnet method is definitely the most efficient way to handle this issue.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prozacnation.livejournal.com
Me too.

I have a splitting headache dealing with Fucktards who try to troubleshoot connectivity issues in a Chat session format.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkblade1.livejournal.com
True true.

"My internet's not working even though I'm chatting with you!"

*Headdesk*

And it makes it so much more fun when you have over 30+ people waiting for you, and on Saturday no less!

Date: 2005-10-01 06:43 pm (UTC)
jecook: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jecook
Wow. Apparently, you've caught us on a weekend, and the lot of us that are NOT out doing soemthing, sleeping in, or watching Serenity have decided to be polite for a change.

I'll be nice as well. SOunds like you've got a virus, or a bit of really nasty spyware. You might try a repair install of windows if you are up to it.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeklady.livejournal.com
That still works for me but I am inelligible for the ass part, but the way gas prices is going or hell grass, the smokable or someone to mow it works just darn fine.

Code, hardware or software, no one rides for free.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] attackgypsy.livejournal.com
Oh, a LUSER requesting help.

Sounds like a crybaby one at that.

"Oh, my system won't work. I can't reformat. I'll lose all my pictures, whaaaaa!!! my asshole hurts!"

(Ok, that's not my line, but it fits.)

Here is what you do. Go buy a really long rope. A long chain works just as well . At least 200 feet worth. Tie it around the computer very tightly. Go out on a boat. Throw the system overboard.

Congratulations, you now have an anchor!

Optionally, you can tie the other end around your neck.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] said-by-me.livejournal.com
open the yellow pages.... go to Computer Services and call one of the nice folks that actually WANTS to work on a Saturday. Alternately, you can email me privately after putting $75 into my paypal account and I will be happy to troubleshoot.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] said-by-me.livejournal.com
the quickest and probably cheapest way to fix it in my opinion

Date: 2005-10-01 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkblade1.livejournal.com
I truly wish I wasn't here on Saturday, or tomorrow for that matter.

Date: 2005-10-01 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valiskeogh.livejournal.com
i'd REALLY like to flame you, but i'm too tired, just woke up, maybe later

Date: 2005-10-01 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] said-by-me.livejournal.com
hence the "people who want to work" ;) are you in a 24/7 call center?
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