A... very... long... message

[klytus.livejournal.com]

I was calling a (l)user back, and was greeted by this message on the voice mail:

Hello.

(long pause)

This is <(l)user name>.

(another long pause)

I am not here right now.

(yet another long pause)

Please leave a message.

(going for the record on long pauses)

Thank you.

(Yep, yet one more long pause...)

**beep!**

Comments

[lordstorm.livejournal.com]

William Shatner isn't a customer of yours, is he?

[klytus.livejournal.com]

Not unless he got a sex-change and a really high voice...

[klytus.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

I can feel the stupid eating my brian...

[jecook]

I have the sudden urge to pull up the DarkMatira's "The Picard Song".

I don't know why...

*g*

[infy.livejournal.com]

Poor Brian, he just can't get a break...now the stupids are chewing on him.

Re: *g*

[klytus.livejournal.com]

Oh dear God... its worse than I thought!

[fragbert.livejournal.com]

*chairdance*

"He kept on talking in one long unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic..."

[jecook]

I ended up diggin it out and playing it.

It's just too funny...