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got the following from my roommate. it gave me a much needed laugh this morning.


AMERICAN IMMIGRATION TEST

Mujibar was trying to get into Amelica legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Amelica."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green and I pink it up,and say,'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

(cross posted to my own journal)