Proceed with the whining
Aug. 23rd, 2005 02:56 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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techrecovery"IT Support, $name speaking."
"Was that $utterly_unrelated_name?"
"No, it's $name"
"$utterly_unrelated_name?"
*freezing silence*
Look, fool. You don't need to know my moniker for me to fix your technical problem. In fact, it's probably a blessing that you don't, given your obviously brilliant communication skills. Cease thrashing about trying to guess my (very common) name, which I have already said twice, and proceed to the mewling and whining, and thenceforth rapidly to the getting the hell off my phone.
No love,
Me.
"Was that $utterly_unrelated_name?"
"No, it's $name"
"$utterly_unrelated_name?"
*freezing silence*
Look, fool. You don't need to know my moniker for me to fix your technical problem. In fact, it's probably a blessing that you don't, given your obviously brilliant communication skills. Cease thrashing about trying to guess my (very common) name, which I have already said twice, and proceed to the mewling and whining, and thenceforth rapidly to the getting the hell off my phone.
No love,
Me.
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