Stoopid cow-irkers

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

Good goddamn!

As if wasn't bad enough that we have idiot clients, now one of these mouth breathing, slack jawed, mindless  inbred sheep fornicators is working in the next row over!

Earlier today, I handled a client's problem.  Or so I thought, as this client called back saying that the process was not working.  The cow-irker who got the call immediately tries to pass the call to me.  As I was on a call, I declined, and told them to follow the resolution and make sure that I assigned everything properly.  I'm certain I did, but it doesn't hurt to check.

For the last half-hour, I have heard incessant neeping from the other side of the wall that "I don't understand the resolution!  grayhawkfh won't tell me what to do!"

Hey!  IDJIT!  I DID tell you what to do.  My 7 year old DAUGHTER can follow these instructions, you flaming fool!

(And my sympathies go out to tth , linxie1 , & fragbert who are trapped in the row with this incompetent fool who couldn't find their ass with both hands and an ass atlas!)

Comments

[jecook]

You forgot "and a torch/flashlight" in that last line. :)

HTH!

[fragbert.livejournal.com]

You know, in this person's defense...she does breathe thru her nose.


...sometimes.

[fnordx.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, I thought basic reading was a job requirement. Here, let me read it for you out loud. Very loudly. Very slowly. Stopping after each few words and asking you, by name, if you have understood what I have said."