Silly Call Routers....

[tat2ddeviant.livejournal.com]

Figured you guys would appreciate this...

Happy Tuesday...

All names changed to protect the innocent..
This one caused a Double Take and a "What the fuck..?"... screen Grab right from Support Centers Call Queue









X-posted to my journal

Comments

[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

I'm not a fan of illicit drug sales, except when the pop machine is out of Mountain Dew.

However, a terminal marked "Automated Computer Assistance" with several buttons labeled "cannot print", "no network access", or even "Windows slow" that when pressed cause a mechanical gloved hand to pop out and bitch-slap the luser...that'd be much more practical. ;-)

[said-by-me.livejournal.com]

Yeah.... smack vending is illegal here much less getting a machine for it. Do they deliver though?

[klytus.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking it was a vending machine that would distribute a well-deserved SMACK! to those desperately in need of one. Or two. Or a hundred.

Not that I know anyone who needs such treatment. Not me, no.

[cmdrproteus.livejournal.com]

hell, I was thinking of a way to implement a system where on the push of a button, a boxing glove shoots out of someones screen and punches them in the face! :D

[jecook]

Nah.

small amount of explosives. make the user go bang.

for the really remote sites, hijack a ICBM. (with or without nuke) for a bit of punishment.

[photosinensis.livejournal.com]

Please cut this image. It's borking my f'list.

[cmdrproteus.livejournal.com]

Oh I agree, explosives are most effective, nukes or otherwise. I just figured the boxing glove would be a funny thing to see. :D

[taleya.livejournal.com]

bwahahhaa

oh man, that has to be one of the typos of the year....right up there with when our boss told us we could organise our own "Shit swaps"....

[wesmills.livejournal.com]

Clarify! Woohoo!

(I notice you have the two buttons after "research log" enabled; we never have)

That it be....

[tat2ddeviant.livejournal.com]

ha.. not like you need either of those available buttons... the tack is to post a commitment to the case.. and the calendar is a scheduler feature...kind of useless in MHO.. but whatever..

[winterlady.livejournal.com]

rofl!

I want one, too! (it is Rampant Stupidity Wednesday™ here.)

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Hey, look! If I put in a dollar and hit B1, it says I get a LART! Wonder what that is... Oh, but for two dollars if I hit G4, it says I can get a used needle! What a useful machine! Two kinds of smacks!