I can't make this stuff up...

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

"I downloaded your software and now I have an icon on my desktop called setup. How do I install it?"

You don't. You destroy your copmputer and send me a check for $1000 as an idiot tax.

Comments

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

It says "click next." What should I do?

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

wait wait! ooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... two more seconds.... hold the mouse right over it....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....NOW!!... double click... quicklyquickly!!

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

[dk.livejournal.com]

bahahaha. i may use that.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

"...and swallow!"

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

"To restart click ok" - These are the same customers that will click ok when you don't want them to.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Oh totally. There's a webpage we have to get them a certificate for and you have to install it with "high" security. Default is "medium". They'll blast through it ahead of you and install it with "medium" security every single time.
*remove*
*reinstall* Oh, you went right through again? OK
*remove*
*reinstall*
repeat ad infinitum...