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[the-paco.livejournal.com]

Today is beat customers with a stick day.

"It's worked this way before!"
*WHAP* Don't question me, buttsauce!

"Let me tell you what's going on *inhale*"
*WHAP* Shut up! Shut up! I don't care what you think the problem is!

"It's going 3 milliseconds slower loading google today. It's your fault!"
*Whap* Of course it can't be that shithole Dell computer you click on 30 spam ads a day with!

"I'm losing money on this! Thousands of dollars a day!"
*Whap* You *whap* shouldn't *whap* run *whap* a business *whap* on RESIDENTIAL *whap* DSL! *CRACK* Oh good, finally got through your head.

"I got all this orgy porn on my system from my wireless connection! It's your fault!"
*Wh-* Wait, gimme that. *Download* God alMIGHTY, she is a lithe little thing..... Anyway *WHAP* it's not our job to teach you how to use and apply security settings! Every time we explain it you just drool at us anyway! Pick up a book and use it for something other than a way to prop up the short leg of your couch!