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techrecoverytech: company internal helpdesk, how may I help you?
Luser: I'm the webauthor for the company website.
tech: Cool, whats up?
Luser: How do I publish articles to the website?
tech:......(Blows fuse)......
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next day
tech: company internal helpdesk, how may I help you?
Luser: I'm the Mainframe programmer for the company mainframe.
tech: Cool, whats up?
Luser: How do I login to the mainframe?
tech:......(Blows fuse)......
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Next day
tech (Makes a call): I heard there are job openings for a mainframe programmer and a web author?
HR Rep: Why yes, we just had those jobs vacated, did you want to apply for a transfer?
tech: No, just tell me who hired the last two.
Luser: I'm the webauthor for the company website.
tech: Cool, whats up?
Luser: How do I publish articles to the website?
tech:......(Blows fuse)......
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next day
tech: company internal helpdesk, how may I help you?
Luser: I'm the Mainframe programmer for the company mainframe.
tech: Cool, whats up?
Luser: How do I login to the mainframe?
tech:......(Blows fuse)......
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Next day
tech (Makes a call): I heard there are job openings for a mainframe programmer and a web author?
HR Rep: Why yes, we just had those jobs vacated, did you want to apply for a transfer?
tech: No, just tell me who hired the last two.
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Date: 2005-05-19 04:20 am (UTC)One day after that
"I hear there's a job opening for a hiring manager..."
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Date: 2005-05-19 04:26 am (UTC)We have a winner!
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Date: 2005-05-19 09:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-19 12:21 pm (UTC)Although as a programmer myself, someone else did have to set up my account so I could get on the system in the first place. I do have to (somewhat shamefully) admit that I have to phone our tech support when I have trouble getting on and stuff.